Friday, August 1, 2014

Say What?! – A Modest Proposal

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From Faith G. Burk of Dallas (Tobolowsky & Associates), this excerpt from a deposition taken by “her beloved boss,” Iral E. Tobolowsky, in a landlord/tenant case – during which Ira discovers “the perfect wife”:


Q. Do you and your husband have a savings account or money market?


A. I don’t know.


Q. Do you have your own checking account?


A. No, I don’t.


Q. Do you write checks?


A. Yes.


Q. Do you have a joint account?


A. Yes.


Q. Do you know how much money is in that joint account?


A. No, I don’t.


Q. Do you know how much money your husband makes?


A. No, I don’t.


Q. Do you know what the name of your husband’s company is?


A. No, I don’t.


Q. Do you know how long your husband has been self-employed?


A. No, I don’t know how long.


Q. How do you know if there’s money in your checking account at the time you write a check?


A. My husband tells me.


Q. Do you ask your husband’s permission before you write any checks?


A. Yes, I do.


Q. Will you marry me?

[Laughter]


Q. No, strike that question, okay?


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